Mipgubhim Yim is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, clever ant.

Mipgubhim Yim created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipgubhim Yim, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mipgubhim Yim, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mipgubhim Yim's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Mipgubhim Yim's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never mention tapirs.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not speak about wheat.