Bissasbepbidnutt is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, competent squid.

Bissasbepbidnutt created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bissasbepbidnutt, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bissasbepbidnutt, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bissasbepbidnutt's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bissasbepbidnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Bissasbepbidnutt loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Bissasbepbidnutt on top of important buildings.