Kimgebgar is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, moody monkey.

Kimgebgar created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimgebgar, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kimgebgar, it will send you a sign.

Kimgebgar's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Kimgebgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near sheep while wearing pink rings and balancing four lead spheres on your head.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.