Fudlipgem is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful lizard.

Fudlipgem created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudlipgem, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fudlipgem, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fudlipgem's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fudlipgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to voles while wearing green kilts.

2. Run away from mauve squirrels, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.