Quafbelldot is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous hydra.

Quafbelldot created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Quafbelldot, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Quafbelldot, he will turn you into a sheep.

Quafbelldot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Quafbelldot's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Quafbelldot.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not eat peas.