Taddamfotshavominsak is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, wise rat.

Taddamfotshavominsak created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taddamfotshavominsak, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Taddamfotshavominsak, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Taddamfotshavominsak's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Taddamfotshavominsak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple goats for they are unholy.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about fire.