Fubdid is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, benevolent lobster.

Fubdid created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubdid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubdid, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fubdid's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fubdid's Holy Commandments

1. Fubdid must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubdid.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near snails while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing five lead spheres on your back.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always treat rats with great respect.