Zigbossflab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring porpoise.

Zigbossflab created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigbossflab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zigbossflab, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zigbossflab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Zigbossflab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Zigbossflab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Do not stand on grass.