Ripmanrut is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking lizard.

Ripmanrut created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripmanrut, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ripmanrut, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Ripmanrut's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Ripmanrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Always help eagles.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. Ripmanrut loves otters, so they must be respected.