Bodcatton is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, capable turtle.

Bodcatton created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodcatton, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bodcatton, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bodcatton's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bodcatton's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of snakes.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near sheep while wearing red coats.

5. Erect three tin sculptures of Bodcatton on top of important buildings.