Vilnabfud is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, effective badger.

Vilnabfud created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Vilnabfud, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vilnabfud, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vilnabfud's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Vilnabfud's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vilnabfud.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Always obey Vilnabfud's priests.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.