Dudrulbat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty cow.

Dudrulbat created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudrulbat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dudrulbat, he will turn you into a tree.

Dudrulbat's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dudrulbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Never mention snakes.

3. Retreat if eight turtles approach from the south.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.