Mutmegruttyok is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured eagle.

Mutmegruttyok created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Mutmegruttyok, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Mutmegruttyok, she will think nothing of it.

Mutmegruttyok's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Mutmegruttyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick bats.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Do not kill eagles.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mutmegruttyok.