Busgedbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring porpoise.

Busgedbaf created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Busgedbaf, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Busgedbaf, she will turn you into a mouse.

Busgedbaf's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Busgedbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never feed aubergines to rats while wearing magenta shirts.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Do not keep three tortoises in a large pit.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.