Pogcidfem is a god.

He takes the form of a large, kind lobster.

Pogcidfem created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogcidfem, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pogcidfem, he will curse you with boils.

Pogcidfem's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Pogcidfem's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Always treat mites with great respect.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never feed peas to dolphins while wearing orange shorts.