Gepdab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, clever manatee.

Gepdab created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepdab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gepdab, he will laugh at you.

Gepdab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gepdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Always help goats.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not keep five nematodes in a large pit.