Sangodyart is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, amazing skunk.

Sangodyart created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sangodyart, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sangodyart, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sangodyart's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Sangodyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sangodyart's name in vain.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. You must love Sangodyart.