Cimfatmumwigfondutbonkspag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, staggering fish.

Cimfatmumwigfondutbonkspag created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimfatmumwigfondutbonkspag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cimfatmumwigfondutbonkspag, he will cry a lot.

Cimfatmumwigfondutbonkspag's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cimfatmumwigfondutbonkspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near rats while wearing green hats and balancing six silver spheres on your arms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not keep four goats in a large pit.