Rigrutthiv is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic dolphin.

Rigrutthiv created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigrutthiv, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rigrutthiv, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rigrutthiv's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Rigrutthiv's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat lemons.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.