Cibpinfon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, emotional narwhal.

Cibpinfon created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibpinfon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cibpinfon, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cibpinfon's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cibpinfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Hide if six hamsters approach from the east.

3. Worship no other gods but Cibpinfon.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

5. Never paint your head yellow.