Bomflaplun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving cow.

Bomflaplun created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomflaplun, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bomflaplun, it will turn you into a dog.

Bomflaplun's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bomflaplun's Holy Commandments

1. Bomflaplun loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Do not hurt voles.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not make images of living things.