Sinpib is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, proud ferret.

Sinpib created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinpib, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sinpib, she will come to you in dreams.

Sinpib's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Sinpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to snails while wearing dresses.

2. Never talk about special relativity near gulls while wearing fawn jumpers.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.