Bedpigrull is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast warg.

Bedpigrull created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedpigrull, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bedpigrull, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Bedpigrull's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bedpigrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of birds.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near bats while wearing orange stockings.

3. Feed all hungry manatees.

4. You must love Bedpigrull.

5. Do not eat bread.