Missafloop is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind mongoose.

Missafloop created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Missafloop, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Missafloop, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Missafloop's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Missafloop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Never feed lots of strawberries to rats while wearing cyan skirts.

5. Always obey Missafloop's priests.