Tagsterzimfubbestlimhon is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, uncaring whale.

Tagsterzimfubbestlimhon created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagsterzimfubbestlimhon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tagsterzimfubbestlimhon, he will have a low opinion of you.

Tagsterzimfubbestlimhon's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Tagsterzimfubbestlimhon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Tagsterzimfubbestlimhon on top of all buildings.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never feed oranges to horses while wearing corsets.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.