Lunlikwipmabhig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciful wasp.

Lunlikwipmabhig created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunlikwipmabhig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lunlikwipmabhig, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lunlikwipmabhig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Lunlikwipmabhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about asteroids.