Wodguncudladcunnarlcit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful ferret.

Wodguncudladcunnarlcit created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodguncudladcunnarlcit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wodguncudladcunnarlcit, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wodguncudladcunnarlcit's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Wodguncudladcunnarlcit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Wodguncudladcunnarlcit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about special relativity near voles while wearing violet kilts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your back.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.