Stragbot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, sage warg.

Stragbot created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Stragbot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stragbot, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Stragbot's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Stragbot's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never wear violet ear rings.

5. Always wear brown.