Gemhogkap is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, staggering porpoise.

Gemhogkap created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemhogkap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gemhogkap, he will be very sad.

Gemhogkap's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Gemhogkap's Holy Commandments

1. Gemhogkap loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. You must pray to Gemhogkap seven times a day.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.