Gepvid is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate armadillo.

Gepvid created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepvid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gepvid, he will be mildly annoyed.

Gepvid's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gepvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of badgers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Always obey Gepvid's priests.