Budbidcep Arfbelldoss is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited grasshopper.

Budbidcep Arfbelldoss created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Budbidcep Arfbelldoss, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Budbidcep Arfbelldoss, she will destroy your favourite star.

Budbidcep Arfbelldoss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Budbidcep Arfbelldoss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Worship no other gods but Budbidcep Arfbelldoss.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Learn six new languages a year.