Bosszedladfit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, generous snake.

Bosszedladfit created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosszedladfit, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bosszedladfit, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bosszedladfit's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bosszedladfit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve mites for they are unholy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near dogs while wearing yellow dresses.

5. Never think about optics near frogs while wearing cyan shoes and balancing six silver spheres on your feet.