Talveenbet is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, calm hippopotamus.

Talveenbet created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Talveenbet, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Talveenbet, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Talveenbet's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Talveenbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. You must pray to Talveenbet five times a day.

3. Never hurt hamsters.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Do not kill ants.