Rilcitwee is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring warg.

Rilcitwee created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilcitwee, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Rilcitwee, she will turn you into a plant.

Rilcitwee's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rilcitwee's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six swans approach from the east.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Never run in the presence of sheep.

5. Never think about special relativity near dolphins while wearing purple shirts and balancing five nickel spheres on your legs.