Hablanjonbog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring bee.

Hablanjonbog created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hablanjonbog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hablanjonbog, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hablanjonbog's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Hablanjonbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about birds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always treat hamsters with great respect.