Stertonflow is a god.

She takes the form of a large, calm seal.

Stertonflow created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Stertonflow, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stertonflow, she will destroy your favourite star.

Stertonflow's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Stertonflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stertonflow.

3. Never talk about dark matter near birds while wearing yellow tights.

4. Hide if eight sheep approach from the south.

5. Never eat oranges.