Omtvadged is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthoughtful owl.

Omtvadged created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtvadged, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Omtvadged, he will turn you into a mouse.

Omtvadged's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Omtvadged's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Omtvadged.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about turtles.

5. Never talk about planets.