Cudbesthug is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, weak wolf.

Cudbesthug created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudbesthug, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudbesthug, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cudbesthug's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cudbesthug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never think about gravity near capybaras while wearing turquoise skirts and balancing six carbon spheres on your hands.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. You must pray to Cudbesthug nine times a day.

5. Do not kill goats.