Veencenwan Hasgannull Lidvedwap is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident chinchilla.

Veencenwan Hasgannull Lidvedwap created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Veencenwan Hasgannull Lidvedwap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Veencenwan Hasgannull Lidvedwap, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Veencenwan Hasgannull Lidvedwap's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Veencenwan Hasgannull Lidvedwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near dogs while wearing black shoes and balancing nine copper spheres on your legs.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.