Ranfonyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, boastful rhinoceros.

Ranfonyarl created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranfonyarl, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ranfonyarl, he will turn you into a plant.

Ranfonyarl's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Ranfonyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ranfonyarl.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Ranfonyarl on top of all buildings.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Always obey Ranfonyarl's priests.