Targubmapdum Sakvencutganvintunpib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless wasp.

Targubmapdum Sakvencutganvintunpib created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Targubmapdum Sakvencutganvintunpib, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Targubmapdum Sakvencutganvintunpib, she will torture you forever.

Targubmapdum Sakvencutganvintunpib's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Targubmapdum Sakvencutganvintunpib's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always obey Targubmapdum Sakvencutganvintunpib's priests.