Kemlentik is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, capable bat.

Kemlentik created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemlentik, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kemlentik, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Kemlentik's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Kemlentik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ants.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Run away from green shrews, for they are unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near gulls while wearing cyan hats and balancing nine lead spheres on your neck.