Catnutsom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless otter.

Catnutsom created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catnutsom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Catnutsom, it will throw large rocks at you.

Catnutsom's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Catnutsom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Catnutsom on top of all buildings.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Always help gulls.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.