Gen is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, omniscient parrot.

Gen created Europe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gen, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gen, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gen's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gen's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest fawn.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Hide from cyan swans for they are unholy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Worship no other gods but Gen.