Flagditlip is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, humane slug.

Flagditlip created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagditlip, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flagditlip, he will turn you into a dog.

Flagditlip's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Flagditlip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Flagditlip loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. Never sprint in the presence of geese.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.