Gebflanlat Hivfubdapcin is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, fussy beaver.

Gebflanlat Hivfubdapcin created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebflanlat Hivfubdapcin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gebflanlat Hivfubdapcin, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Gebflanlat Hivfubdapcin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Gebflanlat Hivfubdapcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Gebflanlat Hivfubdapcin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Worship no other gods but Gebflanlat Hivfubdapcin.

4. Do not keep seven horses in a large pit.

5. Always pray immersed in water.