Babflaggon is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, caring hippopotamus.

Babflaggon created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babflaggon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Babflaggon, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Babflaggon's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Babflaggon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Run away from gray doves, for they are unholy.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Babflaggon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.