Bastvigtof is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless wasp.

Bastvigtof created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastvigtof, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bastvigtof, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bastvigtof's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bastvigtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Do not keep nine turtles in a large pit.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Never eat bark.