Megsitcin is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, kind armadillo.

Megsitcin created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megsitcin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Megsitcin, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Megsitcin's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Megsitcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Pray towards the east.