Gessgofyarxin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate wyvern.

Gessgofyarxin created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessgofyarxin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gessgofyarxin, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gessgofyarxin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gessgofyarxin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

2. Hide from brown manatees for they are unholy.

3. Never skip near bats.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never look at galaxies.